Alayne never forgets an insult, in fact she wrote a whole show about it.

Come see Alayne's comedy show about growing up queer in rural New Zealand, reading fanfiction on dial-up internet, being a walking stereotype (a librarian with terrible eyesight who is very hot), and finally, becoming a Bunnings gay.

Previous cool stuff:

NOMINATED - Best Show, Best Joke, Breakthrough Comedian, Best Comedian - Wellington Comedy Awards 2024
WINNER-SYNZ Tour Ready Award - NZ Fringe Festival
NOMINATED-Best Storytelling - Sydney Fringe Festival

This show debuted as part of the NZ International Comedy Festival in 2024 and sold-out before it opened. People from high school came and Alayne didn't even feel weird about it.